Werewolves. What You mean you really didnt know that the eternal enemy of Werewolves wasnt Vampires but Exotic Dancers instead Well consider yourself lucky a certain goofy Catgirl was around to set the record straight and keep you all informed of such things.

Hehehe.

There the matter should end if Mickey hadnt been a member of a bloodthirsty and vengeful pack of werewolves.

Little does he know, Justice is actually the fiance of his second in command, Scott.

To make matters worse, Justice bites Scott during sex and now may be infected with the curse of lycanthropy herself.

The one where Carolyn rolls her eyes and wonders even if just for a moment if shes not hopelessly in love with a lunatic with absolutely the worst taste in cinema on the planet.

Yep. that would be me.

I always know how bad films like this one are going to be, but somehow I can just never resist the downright silly exploitative fun to be had just turning off my brain and giggling my way through one of these cinema junk food movies If nothing else, I was certain Id get that experience with a viewing of this one.

The reason Well mostly its because the delicate blending of scares and laughs is often a hard thing to balance and actually get right.

Shaun of the Dead pulled it off so did American Werewolf in London, but lately the wonderfully titled films Lesbian Vampire Killers and Zombie Women of Satan both kind of blew it.

Seems our good friends in England are undeterred though, and so it was with little real expectations that I snagged a copy of this one when it hit Region 2.

At the very least I expected a wee bit of naughty fun and a few low-brow laughs while Carolyn and I cuddled with Ting-ting and made fun of it all.

Our movie wants to be Zombie Strippers meets Underworld but somehow it just cant pull that together.

Luckily for her. shes able to stab our over stimulated monster in the eye with a silver fountain pen.

Jeanette knows this death, even as well deserved as it was, will bring trouble, so it isnt long before shes making certain the body is long gone to keep trouble from following in its wake.

Strangely enough for a movie about strippers there practically no nudity outside of a girl in a changing booth in the storefront of the werewolf gangs HQ and a paltry few scenes at the Vixens club.

Hmmmm Guess our aspiring dancers should have taken a few lessons from either Jenna Jameson and the ladies of Zombie Strippers or the Japanese AV girls of Big Tits Zombie cause mostly these girls are just a wee bit overdressed for their job description.

Naturally they both are hiding their secret life from the other.

Instead, the hunky guy turns out to be a jerk and plans to kill sweet Justice the moment she contracts his curse rather than let a girl in the all boys club.

Darn.

Shes sexy, exotic, and waaaay out of his league, hes geeky and bookish and not exactly from the Van Helsing school of action heroes.

It almost works. but the chemistry just isnt there and ultimately I couldnt buy it.

The humor isnt funny when it should be, clever when it needs to be, or bloody and over-the-top when it has to be.

Its close but we all know that close only counts in the game of Horseshoes or with hand grenades.

Ahhhh and Horror Icon Robert Englund Seems all our budget could manage was a couple of scenes with him as the ex-leader of the pack, now just a creepy prisoner at one of Her Majestys Prisons off somewhere near the Moors.

A shame, given that I was sorta hoping to see Robert get to go wolf and get his hands dirty.

Here things get interesting, as we find out that werewolves lose their powers, including their freakish ability to regenerate even fatal wounds, when exposed to UV light a neat idea used to hilarious success earlier in the film when Raven and fellow stripper Dani hold the entire vicious gang at bay with a shotgun and a tanning bed.

I can only give Strippers Vs Werewolves a meager 2 Meows out of 5.

Big Tits Zombie 2010 Hd Torrent